Don't Make Things Bigger

Sorry to any one who is offended, but a long book that fits on a single page is better then a story that would have been short if the font size wasn't 72. Bigger is not necessarily better when it has to do with font size. In fact, most people would advise a size twelve font in you manuscript.

My first in 2011

My fellow lawn gnomes are scared of 2012. They think the the great moon crow will fling the moon in a whobbly orbit so that on the  first day of the year the moon will hit the sun.  Uncle Cooper thinks that the sun will suck up the moon, then the sun will eat us up too. There is only one problem. There is no great moon crow. But don't tell Uncle Cooper.

a day that's cold out

here i am sitting down with another fantasy, the birds are still pooping, the wind is getting dry, and my garden is missing all of the rain... just a bad day.

A piece of my book/hook/cook

As I was beginning to tumble down from my tiring fight I saw something big floating in the wind. From my view it looked like a black blur in the middle of the night sky but as it dive-bombed it to the night I saw a glimpse of light on the horizon all I could think was go to the light, it was the closest light source and maybe there would be food.

books pop

facebook, maybe
oh hi its always good to find a funny book by suroundings... write about facebook, facehook, facecooked,
or lawn gnomes or lawn tones or lawn lones, get my drift if a comedeons good he probibly takes a long or ah hem... lawn look at funny subjecs, a guy who can't juggle eggs isn't funny inless he takes a shower ,ok, not really but you you can't use my ideas anyway, the comedian has to look think twist and turn.

fantasy

I may seam rusty but it is quite hard for are arms to tippity-type on these buttons. today while I was scareing away birds they pooped on my I was doused in white gunk, naturaly if I moved and got out of the way I would step on the knewly purchest mums. and that just would get me in truble from the other lawn gnomes as useuale I hate being a lawn gnome.